WHO IS MÄDCHEN?

[ neuter ] /ˈmɛːtçən/

girl [noun] a female child.

MädChen thinks her naïvité is coquettish, but it reads a lot more like idiocy. She has never let a single thing in her life go, nor does she ever plan to. She is mediocrely well-travelled, ridiculously privileged and entirely delusional.

She watched Fleabag and thought, fuck yeah, I could definitely do that too. She solely wears skirts because she hates how masculine she feels in trousers. She tries to stay off social media, but ends up spending all her time on Tumblr instead. She likes to think that maybe, in certain lights, she could be an it girl, if she didn't try so embarrassingly hard.

She thinks she is an individual. She is exactly like everyone else.

This is the closest she will ever get to a diary, because it invents an invisible audience and allows her to perform.